Breaking it down, Mother’s Day style ~
None of us got here without a mother.
Some of us became one.
Most mothers like chocolate.
Some mothers (and their offspring) may not have survived without morsels from chocolate heaven.
For every batch of chocolate chip cookies ever baked, mothers will never tell how many chips are MIA.
Willy Wonka has nothing on the Private Chocolate Reserves stashed by mothers everywhere.
If one prefers to live, one should not contemplate a future without chocolate in earshot of mothers.
If the mothers in your life love chocolate, what should you be buying ’em for Mother’s Day?
Repeat after me: Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!
Or, hand ’em a dollar and send ’em out after the neighborhood chocolate truck. They’ll feel the liberty. You’ll feel the love 🙂
Happy Mother’s Day this Sunday to Mothers everywhere!
And a very special wish for my own mama…who likes chocolate.
Guess I’m just a chip off the old chocolate block ♥
~ Nancy
Greeting card photo credit: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC ©2015 & Recycled Paper Greetings
Na.ncy,
I really enjoyed reading this writing. I love your humor!
You really are a chip off the block.
Donna
Donna, Happy Mother’s Day! I salute you…with a chocolate in each hand 🙂
Amen sister! You keep preaching that, I’m in total agreement.
Happy Mother’s Day, sis.
Love you,
Jan
As long as I have a chocolate box to stand on. Preferably heart-shaped, haha! 🙂 Happy Mother’s Day to you, too, Sissy.